I would love to be able to say that it was a result of some super human rescue effort, but alas, the reality of the rescue is more comical than expected. I fractured a rib reaching for the television remote.
Over the back of the chair.
On the floor.
The sensible thing to do was move the chair and ergonomically collect the remote. No, I had to reach over and the sound of the rib cracking was heard, not only by me, but by another.
There was no blog entry last week as I tried to establish how much damage was done. I could breathe - that was a plus. I was able to stand and sleep, but the moment I got into the car the following day, that's when it started. The Doctor at the Urgent Care that I eventually got to (the following Wednesday) confirmed the splintering of the rib by X-ray.
"Nothing we can do to help you," she said.
Why did I bother to go.
As an author, this would be my first "writer injury", that which was incurred in the execution of writing duty. I should be awarded a purple ink pen.
This week, the writing slowed down as the crevice that is inside me bruised up with the fractured rib.
The only bonus to come from this is that a second work I have written has the protagonist in isolation for almost a year. Now, they too have a fractured rib.
Since the surgery, the eye has been healing - thank you.
There was one small scare when an internal stitch not removed, made it's way through the eyelid and began to scratch at my eye. Minor impact and resolved quickly.
Today, January 26, is Australia day, the birth of my home country. In years gone past I spent the day sailing at a regatta. This year I spent the day tending to the wounds of another family member and stitching up some other deficiencies.
No pies. No fireworks. No celebrations.
If my Citizenship comes through in the next twelve months, I may have missed my last Australia day.
The last 45 stitches have been removed and the results are:
- I get to keep my eye sight.
- I do not need reconstructive surgery.
A legacy of the Australian lifestyle, I am grateful to Suzi for vigilance of "the small dot" on my face, and to daughter Jillian, who while I was away at dad's, was the voice of reason to her mother when the prognosis came.
For the Limelifers, starting One Drop Wonder means "eye will see you" in Denver