You see we've got a problem, you and me. We don't like each other much but we have to take a trip together. Now you can come along peacefully or you can be a pain in the ass. But I'm warning you: You mess around and I'll put the cuffs on you. You talk dirty - I gag you. You run - I'll shoot ya. My name is Shockley and we've got a plane to catch. Let's go.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
10 Years On - Running the Gauntlet
You see we've got a problem, you and me. We don't like each other much but we have to take a trip together. Now you can come along peacefully or you can be a pain in the ass. But I'm warning you: You mess around and I'll put the cuffs on you. You talk dirty - I gag you. You run - I'll shoot ya. My name is Shockley and we've got a plane to catch. Let's go.
Monday, January 26, 2015
Outback Steakhouse Embarassed by Australia Day Promotion
Outback Steakhouse embarrasses itself by flying the incorrect national flag of Australia.
After tweeting to +Outback Steakhouse on Twitter, it appears that I was blocked, and the flag was changed sometime on January 26. By then, most Australians in the United States were already outraged.
There has been no response from the company.
After tweeting to +Outback Steakhouse on Twitter, it appears that I was blocked, and the flag was changed sometime on January 26. By then, most Australians in the United States were already outraged.
There has been no response from the company.
Monday, January 5, 2015
Contesting Google's AdSence Fraud Claims
Google - the company so big, so large, that the left hand doesn't know what the right mouse click is doing.
In March 2014, the service provider who hosted a body of my written work, closed. That body of work also included commercial ads using Google's Adsence program. In April 2014, an alternative service provider was located and a new blog was commenced. An application was made to the Google Adsence program for the inclusion of the new blog. Google's policy is that Adsence accounts cannot be added within the first six (6) months of a new blog.
At the end of the six (6) months, I applied to have the new blog included. The application for the new blog was rejected based on fraudulent activity.
Fraudulent activity? While the blog didn't exist and a replacement was not yet approved? This appears to be more of a case similar to the class action suite launched in May 2014 which accuses Google of cancelling Adsence accounts just prior to paying out. I checked the balance of my account, and sure enough it's about ready to pay out my earnings on the previous blog.
A few more searches located two interesting articles. An unidentified whistleblower reports that Google cancels Adsence accounts just prior to payout, then keeps the money already paid by the advertiser.
I tracked down a successful civil prosecution of Google for the cancellation of an Adsence account in California from 2009, and discovered that trying to get an answer from Google, is almost next to impossible. While Google has a legal department, trying to locate a telephone number for the Adsence Department is futile. Even with telephone calls to their corporate office, I could not reach anyone who could communicate with me.
I lodged an on line appeal against my "fraudulent activity" and added the details I considered necessary, with the appropriate legalities if the account was not reinstated. There was no response to my emails, but this morning, Google Adsence now appears on my blog.
I surmised that some agent at Google "reviewed" my appeal, went back and saw that their claim of fraudulent activity could not have occurred in the period allowed, as there was no blog or other site upon which any Google ads appeared.
I wonder how much in "earnings" is left in the hands of Google when they cancel accounts for fraudulent activity, that aren't contested.
Thursday, January 1, 2015
How Fast Can It Go?
In about 1981, my father purchased a sailing catamaran. My brother and I got together and both of us, instantly, asked the same question. "How fast can it go?" And thus we started racing that catamaran, together.
That was not successful. My brother and I were two different types of sailors - he was a helmsman, I was the tactician. As teenagers, we argued over everything from set up to pull down. Eventually, I stepped away to another class, and he became an accomplished helmsman.
In 1986, the Australian Championships were held at Bargara Beach, Queensland. My brother was one of the favorites to win the title. Ten days before the start of the titles, I secured a boat on loan to go to the titles. It would be the first time that he and I had ever gone "head to head".
He didn't win the title. In seven heats he couldn't beat me once. The driving moment was when I won a heat and eventually finished fourth outright. My brother, finished ninth. In the following years, I would go on to win a record seven titles. My brother, he never sailed again.
After leaving Australian and being gone ten years, my father telephoned me last year. "Your brother bought a boat." My brother stripped, repaired and rebuilt that shell, turning it into one of the best presented crafts on the water.
The Australian National Titles start tomorrow at Spears Point, on Lake Macquarie, New South Wales. Ten races, nine to count.
I've waited 29 years to see him sail again.
How fast can it go? Bring it home, Brother.
That was not successful. My brother and I were two different types of sailors - he was a helmsman, I was the tactician. As teenagers, we argued over everything from set up to pull down. Eventually, I stepped away to another class, and he became an accomplished helmsman.
In 1986, the Australian Championships were held at Bargara Beach, Queensland. My brother was one of the favorites to win the title. Ten days before the start of the titles, I secured a boat on loan to go to the titles. It would be the first time that he and I had ever gone "head to head".
He didn't win the title. In seven heats he couldn't beat me once. The driving moment was when I won a heat and eventually finished fourth outright. My brother, finished ninth. In the following years, I would go on to win a record seven titles. My brother, he never sailed again.
After leaving Australian and being gone ten years, my father telephoned me last year. "Your brother bought a boat." My brother stripped, repaired and rebuilt that shell, turning it into one of the best presented crafts on the water.
The Australian National Titles start tomorrow at Spears Point, on Lake Macquarie, New South Wales. Ten races, nine to count.
I've waited 29 years to see him sail again.
How fast can it go? Bring it home, Brother.
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Merry Christmas from Chesterfield Inlet
Merry Christmas, from Chesterfield Inlet.
As Santa makes his way around the world, I give thanks that I had the opportunity to be a father to my own children.
And as their father, I wish them well, from the sidelines, where I shall always be watching.
As Santa makes his way around the world, I give thanks that I had the opportunity to be a father to my own children.
And as their father, I wish them well, from the sidelines, where I shall always be watching.
Sunday, December 14, 2014
I Wonder If This Ever Happens to Stephen King.
Overnight, I was sleeping and had a vivid dream. The dream was a story I was writing.
Nearing the end of the story, and prior to morning light, I woke. I reached for the notebook and pencil kept on the bedside table to take down notes.
Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Best I can recall, it was 1944 Germany, there was a submarine, and a typewriter being used with two sheets of carbon. Beyond that, I've got nothing.
I wonder if this ever happens to Stephen King.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
In the United States, Thanksgiving is complete, and we now move into Christmas mode. Black Friday sales began, decorations went up overnight, seasonal cards are being mailed, and I still have a refrigerator full of left over Thanksgiving food, that will last me almost, until Christmas Eve
This is not the life I envisaged for myself, however, it is the life that I have embraced. It has come at a cost.
In 2015, a number of great events will take place.
In February, I will be have been an American resident for ten years. In October, I will have the honor of watching a daughter marry the man she believes in. And if luck comes my way, the trifecta, of having the book accepted.
I would not be where I am today, without a little help from my friends.
Anthony, Deb, CD, Judy, Adam, Donna, Kelly, Jeanette, Joe.
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